Transportation and Love: Creeper

Creeper

By Ugh-Lee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

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Top comments

MAGNAVOX 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:24

Maybe she wanted you to follow her to the back?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:14

Guess you're not her type

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happy_dino 6

Friday 1 October 2010 3:23

Oh yeah.. Haha sorry about that... I looked at you and my social anxiety kicked up.. Sorry:(

RememberMe1 0

Friday 1 October 2010 3:27

I have some serious empathy for you, kid. Things like that happen to me all the time. FYL :-(

Shaggy_92 5

Friday 1 October 2010 3:34

bahaha buses are gay where I live my brother gets in fights every damn day and i have get him.. maybe I should take him to school

Lebs22 3

Friday 1 October 2010 4:13

my chick

Lushhhhhh 0

Friday 1 October 2010 5:26

You smelled.

foxhoundd 0

Friday 1 October 2010 5:28

where you black jk

guyjones 0

Friday 1 October 2010 6:02

1. don't use cute 2. maybe it's cuz u look like a guy that says the word cute

MrNiceGuy518 3

Friday 1 October 2010 20:25

FML changes the word "hot" to cute.

abbieapril 0

Friday 1 October 2010 6:46

haha i wud never be that mean to someone although Ive wanted to do that before

fyourlifelawl 0

Friday 1 October 2010 7:49

ydi she was trying to invite you to the back of the bus with her

Smeagol648 0

Friday 1 October 2010 8:41

maybe you're just really ugly.

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