Bad Parent
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
CPS
Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML
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xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha your son is a little ****** :)
klarabellekiss 0
fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.
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Comments (95)
Josh67 1
That must suck
whiteboy7thst 2
Yeah who doesn't eat pizza and ice-cream in the morning.
flamegrilled123 3
force feed him pizza and ice cream everyday
juicedboi 7
This is an FML for the kid, not OP. Poor
juicedboi 7
This is an FML for the kid, not OP. Poor Lil guy had to eat breakfast of losers. Which is anything other than pizza and ice cream for those who are wondering.
skaterpaige 3
agreed.
cgchamp89 7
that's the worst advice I have ever heard.
FYLimhoYDI 0
you know every time I see your post, I know that it is going to be the most idiotic post ever. but none the less you have your right to your opinion!
FYLimhoYDI 0
meant for #42!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
42: He was probably malnourished, not starving. There's a difference.
imacreeper 3
42, that is not what 15 is trying to prove AT ALL. OP's child will now listen to mommy next time, because mother knows best ;) ..unless their mentally deranged or just pure evil of course.
ImBack_tango30 0
choke the little shit till he doesnt want no ******* cream ice and pizza
kristopher678 0
why cant you just let him have the pizza and ice cream. it not that big of a deal.....
kristopher678 0
why cant you just let him have the pizza and ice cream. it not that big of a deal.....
rttr 18
It's unhealthy, idiot
klarabellekiss 0
fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.
Mindtrap 0
I got ice cream for breakfast once, but I was at my grandma's :)
cloudy01 0
is that why your tummy hurts?
Bassmasterclassi 2
I had yesterday's pizza for breakfast this morning and I think I'll have some ice cream now too. I'm not a fat guy, I just have my own place.
11jackson11 0
In eighth grade, my health teacher told us pizza was good for breakfast because it includes multiple parts of the food guide pyramid.
TwoBytesCarley 27
I haven’t a clue why there’s an obesity epidemic
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Time for a whoopin.
sixfoot2 0
yep time for a whoopin all right! but then the social worker might show up again.
TigerWoods101 0
Not if you find something to keep her away with.
catrav77 0
the first time I read this, I thought it said"time for a weapon!" I was a bit confused, but very entertained!
Hockeyboy4280 18
Phonebooks. You can hit somebody with one, and it does hurt! Don't get me wrong. But they don't leave marks. Wonder if I just gave OP an idea...
chuckychan 8
reminds me of southpark. season 12 episode 13 when their school is struck by high school musical 3
alexg823 0
A whopper sounds good right now...
Fernyspike 0
Hi
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha your son is a little ****** :)
cgchamp89 7
you mean little focker?
Keyman1212 14
He's a little brat alright.
ScaughtieHolden 11
71, nice photobomb
Asario 0
=0 (.)(.) babe you. are. hotter then my left nut.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
well "babe" you are just as lame as your default picture :)
valience123 0
can we e date
sixfoot2 0
you gotta put fear in that boy! better start punishing him good.
chaos212 10
Your son won round one
JennaMarie420 2
He's a genius
im_awsome 2
son : 1 mom : 0
roeallen 11
All I can think of when reading this is: A social verker! A social verker! *sigh* I need to get out more.
teh_uber_muffin 3
haven't seen you on the comments in awhile :D
dreamering 16
Give him pizza with hot pepper and mix some Tabasco on it.
Zombieslayer1 0
Mmmmmm......you really know how to make a person hungry.