Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Compliance
Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML
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lendmeyourteeth 0
what'd u do to get tasered
nigranathan 0
at least you can say you've been tasered. makes you sound manly
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Comments (75)
caperkid65 0
YDI for whatever got you in that situation in the first place, quit crying.
juggaloj 1
cops are dicks.
acarly30 0
well duhh.
SockMonkey333 0
Wow that really sucks
some2521nobody 0
tl;dr
Humpyourleg 0
Wouldn't it be taze? O.o never heard of a taser. then again I'm a dense fuckhead
kei1108 13
That really sucks. But can you blame him? He had fast reflexes. He didn't know what was going through your head. And he didn't know if that was a flinch or a run for it. Besides, why were you in the position for an officer to say that to you, hmm? Sorry, though, OP.
ITS_SNORLAX 4
The po po is pikachu in disguise
BryanJ43 0
It's taze you idiots.
sonnyrosa 32
No it isn't. It's tase... as in taser. If you're going to call people idiots, make sure it's not the pot calling the kettle black, mkay?
scarlettBegoniaz 2
I'm pretty sure taser is a trademark for the name of the company. Not an actual "thing". Like kleenex and tissue. So I don't think it matters. Spelling Nazis need to die. Spelling something wrong doesn't make you an idiot. The way YOU act is idiotic , though. mkay?
edreyer43 8
What did you think it meant