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Compliance

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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lendmeyourteeth 0

what'd u do to get tasered

at least you can say you've been tasered. makes you sound manly

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that sounds like the same thing to me.

Sucks to be tazed

Shouldn't have moved lol

ambersayshii123 17

Why did you get tased? I feel like you deserve it because its not like they just go around tasing people for fun..

How bout you just don't move.