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Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML
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Grauncho 27
'Murica.
AtomicRebirth 11
As a teacher of science, this saddens me greatly.
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Grauncho 27
'Murica.
jdyo3 5
Actually Antarctica
jaredofmo 22
27, case in point.
gc327072 31
Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN....
mcaisse77 17
'Arctica
ASD_K 11
I think it's their brains that melted, not Antarctica. Zombies.
MURIKKA 11
GODDAMMIT THIS ONE'S IN THE U.S. TOO!
quontag 15
I don't like your language, 79.
sens3sfailing 25
93-why don't you like English? You just used it!
sirpantselot 22
93, I thoroughly recommend disconnecting your Internet.
juanaranda1015 4
I'm going to assume that he meant the Arctic since the glaciers have been melting at a fast pace this year.
dmua12 1
Well Antarctica does have layers of ice and surrounded by ice that are rapidly melting so technically in a sense, she is correct. Although it is not completely melted.
Thursday737 7
36 beat me to the best comment :(
brandojax_33 5
**** yea!
crazy4books23 13
This is our future generation? I wish you a good year with these students and I hope you survive!
Supahnova 14
And.... cue the shitty future generation comments. Thank you for contributing.
haljane 0
I actually hope the world ends on the 21st. This generation has no hope.
wolfshadow 4
112, there is hope for some of us. I am a senior and I turned 17 in early November (ignore my profile people), and my school is terrible. The teachers are good, but the students, especially the freshmen this year, are just horrific people. A portion of the senior class this year, who have the AP classes are great people, but the other third, maybe half, are just... Disturbingly unmotivated.. To put it nicely.
haha_funny_me 7
It's not every individual person, we just need a little chlorine in the gene pool.
CrazyManNo9 29
Gotta totally agree with 112. Now is a good time to get off this friggin planet.
mzcherrybaby 2
Did u ever think about who raised us?
Chiikitty6464 2
For some reason, i completely agree with you
AtomicRebirth 11
As a teacher of science, this saddens me greatly.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
As a teacher of Year/Grade 4, I will try to stop this type of idiocy from being possible.
ur2nvthis85 3
The world thanks you for this.
ICastillo 25
As an American this also saddens me.
AGhost5445 25
As an FML reader I found this funny.
sens3sfailing 25
As a literate person,I found this to be in English.
Shenanigans9 8
As a potato, I found this to be potato
jetsown08 21
As a cucumber, I have no sentient thoughts.
Mooish 18
As an artist, I imagined her blonde.
mrnikc 11
As a guy, I imagined her hot.
Rancor 5
As a penguin, that news sucks.
waffle3z 6
As a realist, I don't think being uncertain over the existence of Antarctica is going to impact the everyday life or future of most people.
gman90210 18
Ya being a jets fan will do that to ya
Amo1216 19
As a student, I feel bad for our world's teachers and irritated at the idiots in our society.
ICastillo 25
Hmm yet another reason why people are doubting the younger generation. You guys just keep doing it to yourselves. Everyone gets tired of hearing about it, but they keep fueling the fire.
lilhellian 27
We were all like this at one point. As time goes on we see the new generation come and go. We watch from the infant hood as they mature and become bright leaders. Every generation has it quirks and pros. Those whom you assume never grow up, will often come to surprise you. These idiots could become smart or simply become your standard corner worker. Sorry I had a wierd moment. Try to read that in a philisophical voice and manner.
tsent8 15
^^^^^ I've kinda put some thought into that myself and what I've come up with is that every generation is just as bad as the last we are just developing new ways to make outsells LOOK even worse.
winfieldALJD 6
Yes and no. We are developing ways to make ourselves look worse if we don't use them. Like how plenty of people have the world's largest collection of information and data ever assembled in the history of man right at their fingertips, yet they fail to learn anything. Instead, they go on entertainment websites and post saddening stories of their life...which hey, are really fun to read.
TheDrifter 24
The difference now is that so many kids are absorbing what they're told to think, but never doing any actual thinking of their own. I had the "joy"of listening to a bunch of teens discussing how the ocean was going to rise a hundred meters in the next decade because of "one percenters and their cars".
Brennan75 3
Where did she hear that? The Onion News?
RedPillSucks 33
Probably. Some people don't actually realize it's not actual news
shyeahh_fml 19
I thought it was pretty accurate regarding the presidential election last month.
KaeporaGaebora 4
Hey, don't joke about the onion news. I get all of my information from there.
Bakarra 22
Duh it's melted, infact there's only one continent left in the world. And that's Ahmuricah!
LiterOfCola 16
Pangea's southern tip is melting!
NigerianMedicine 11
You mean " 'Murrica "
Karalela44 15
...that's not even a continent
MatteKudasai 17
80- I don't think you understood their joke. Mind you, it was a terrible joke.
shutterbug_brit 1
So many thumbs down, but hilarious!! Guess I have a distasteful sense of humor. I'm ok with that. Well done.
balletteacher 11
I don't want to live in this planet anymore.
AtomicRebirth 11
You live IN this planet??
shyeahh_fml 19
He/she is what pushes against gravity to keep our planet from crushing in on ourselves, not degeneracy pressure. Obviously.
lexieB2014 19
you live ON a planet not IN it
Anonymousx3x 4
So go to space. No one wants you here either, with your over-used "joke" that was never funny.
Axipiter 24
Not balletteacher. They live IN it. They said so!
jablome 6
I'm just glad you teach ballet and not English.
manlaw1 3
On the bright side, out of the 3 of you I'm sure you look like a genious!
shyeahh_fml 19
*genius
manlaw1 3
i apulugiz 4 mi encurekt speling, thank yoo 4 ur help. But seriously, please take your ******* annoying grammar-nazi self elsewhere.
manlaw1 3
Dat typo...
sens3sfailing 25
At first I thought it was on purpose for the joke. Twas quite funny.
bestnameright 14
Think of how stupid the average person is. Then remember half of them are stupider.- some guy I don't remember the name of.
DLT_fml 20
George Carlin.
mintfresh7 9
If George Carlin actually said stupider, wonder which category he is in? In any case that statement cannot be proven to be mathematically true.
pheebs314 17
56- do you know what "average" means in mathematical terminology?
Enslaved 38
Isn't that why boys go to Jupiter? --Now, where are my candy bars?(:
DocBastard 40
Mintfresh - "Stupider" is an actual, real, grammatically-correct word even if it sounds a bit odd to you (and most of the other commenters here). If you don't believe me, look it up in a dictionary. Or you can do what kids today do - type it into your iPhone and see that there is no squiggly red line under it.
justhanging 6
#64 You do realize that average (mean) is not the same as median, right?
pheebs314 17
I do. My point was that the average is usually fairly close to the middle point.
mintfresh7 9
I was taught that anything with more than one syllable needed to have "more" in front of it to form the superlative #111, Can you please check what the average is for 2, 50, 46, 65? Is it close to the middle?
mbusey 20
I love OP's name. Just to be fair to high school students, none of the AP bio kids in my school are like that
biglittlehead 12
I dropped AP bio for forensics. Best switch I have ever made. There was so many stupid people in that class.
pradip 26
57 * were Good thing your AP bio class now has one less grammar stupid.
senor_awesome 14
92- I don't think you are one to be calling others stupid when it comes to grammer. I think thats what you were calling them anyway.
pradip 26
I may be stupid but i know how to spell grammar. Maybe it's a typo but just felt like letting u know.
TXjuggalo972 6
Lol 146, 57 could have said the same thing about their comment
pradip 26
164.. In 146 I was referring to 107; I understand I made a mistake somewhere, but honestly I'm sorry I don't understand what u guys are trying to say. May be its some culture gap or something.