Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Come again?
Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML
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ikickgingers 15
Th th th that's all folks. Ah I made myself lol.
Savra_fml 17
Why wouldn't you just say "sorry, I didn't catch that. Can you repeat your name"? I guess you don't go far with the ladies
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LaLince 40
not very gentle from you
Suaria 38
That kinda reminds me of when I was talking to a guy friend of mine. I think I asked him what he was up to and he replied with humming, but I thought he said something else. I think I annoyed him when I kept asking what?
kylec1213 5
Are you a chubby chaser?
TallMist 32
My guess is that OP just doesn't care about looks 100% and isn't shallow.
fantasyworld 39
I'm hard of hearing but I usually have to think about it.
jeffreyl0ve_2011 14
Why would someone's name be porky?