Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Come again?
Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML
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ikickgingers 15
Th th th that's all folks. Ah I made myself lol.
Savra_fml 17
Why wouldn't you just say "sorry, I didn't catch that. Can you repeat your name"? I guess you don't go far with the ladies
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SilentTreatment 7
Since her first name is "Porky", her last name wouldn't happen to be "Pig" would it??... :O)
EllyMo 15
Damnit now I'm hungry
JinxosGirl87 0
After that you ran for your life from the large woman trying to kick your ass.
jefffluffingham 5
and the idea of saying "Did you say your name was Porky? sorry, i can't hear very well." never came to mind?
DeadxManxWalking 27
I can understand you OP I am hard of hearing as well and can sometimes mistaken words but still you should have confirmed what she said.
jellyD 1
Get a hearing aid!!! Eh, what'd you say?
icanhazblivions 1
I had a friend in jr high who's nickname was porker. she was a girl.
Savra_fml 17
That's great bro! When you meet a new girl, you ask her for her nickname first?!? "Hi, they call me retard. What's your nickname, babe?"
loserman67 36
You wouldn't happen to be the same clerk that didn't hear the customer who said her mother had just died and acknowledged her by smiling and laughing would you? Get a hearing aid so you can hear your boss saying, "Well, a-be-be-be-be, you're FIRED!"
toalysium 15
Freud was right!
araemis 8
Hearing aids would be irrelevant in this situation. Whilst the OP may or may not wear them it is still incredibly difficult to distinguish similar sounding words with hearing aids in - this would only be exacerbated in a shop situation where there is a lot of background noise.