Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Come again?
Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML
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ikickgingers 15
Th th th that's all folks. Ah I made myself lol.
Savra_fml 17
Why wouldn't you just say "sorry, I didn't catch that. Can you repeat your name"? I guess you don't go far with the ladies
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fenceme235 0
what if she was a vegitarian
Savra_fml 17
what if you weren't such a moron?
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
What if eating meat has a small relation to the name porky? What if you look like a slab of meat, or in your case, your brain is a slab of meat, that doesn't mean you eat it.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
Well.. curiosity did kill the cat... In your case "Porky killed OP".
Keyman1212 14
But going back to your comment "what if she was a vegetarian".... So what? The girl was overweight, that's the FML here dumbass. That's like me asking, What if she were Jewish?
Savra_fml 17
# 34, did the "slightly large customer" fart? No! What's the link with the past FML? Vegeterians can't be called Courtney? If it is a reference, it is a pretty stupid one. I think # 1 ejaculated a little too early with this one.
gojira666 7
I wouldve loved to see the look on poor courtneys face
Iamnotmyself 17
I hope you don't work at Denny's, she won't be ordering the pork special.
gabe_2011 1
Agreed!
monkeybanana 7
My name is Courtney... Haha
geon_olam 17
does anyone ever call u porky?
faithxoxox 1
I think 1 meant it would be doubly offensive if she were named PORKy, as she wouldn't ear meat, yet was named after one.
Every1luvsfmls 6
What if she were Jewish?
TigerSpots 4
I know you got a lot of mean comments, but just so you know I know what you ment and found it quite funny :)
SemperFi_23 6
Congratulations! Go eat pork now.
zebraface123 6
78- and my name is Ana
fenceme235 0
i officiqly think ur rlly cool
Notjustanother1 0
are you sure it wasn't Chloe ???
koolkat27 13
83- and so the two biggest idiots of FML found each other...
MrIncredibleSME 3
Make way for the big girls
instnt1nfction 17
Beep beep get out of the way
ghm1234 0
I think I know her. Was she asian?
Alwayspullout 7
Why the f#!k would her name be porky?? Did you honestly believe that was her name?
ntherewas1 11
Yep. In such times one should say 'I'm sorry, I didn't catch that' Especially since the OP is hard of hearing, he shouldn't assume that everything he thinks he hears is correct.
koolkat27 13
Move bitch get out da way..
hardonforjesus 10
Porkward
13FTW 9
Porkward? People have no creative comments anymore.
gabe_2011 1
That wasn't even a creative comment back in the day lol you fail at the most basic of instincts making fun of others! EPIC FAIL!
mrbendystraw 0
Epic fail? Dude, that phrase became obsolete and unoriginal since 2007. There's absolutely no humor behind it anymore, and rather than laughing, I'm wanting to punch you. When your sense of humor exceeds that of a 12-year-old on Xbox Live saying he banged your mom, then comment on a thread with original content. Until then, shut up.
bevsta 7
I thought It was funny. You guys seriously need to get out there in the world
bjulie1998 5
I agree, it wasn't that bad. It made me giggle actually.
that1guyyy 12
Did her neck fat jiggle?
alpaquette91 9
He said slightly large not morbidly obese.
youjustmademelol 4
Agree with 13 anyway why would you want to know? Are you some weird man who has fat neck fetishes?
Fruit_Dealer 9
Francis Bacon strikes again.
leadman1989 16
Kevin Bacon?
tsim_fml 0
mmmmmmmm bacon
tylersign 11
Bacon cakin'?
stacianichole 2
Are you referring to the artist who is famous for his controversial depictions of the Pope on fire? If so, that makes no sense.
ikickgingers 15
Th th th that's all folks. Ah I made myself lol.
leadman1989 16
I think you've brought lulz to the hearts of many with that one.
perdix 31
Thufferin' thuccotash, Kicky, you made a lot of us LOL :D
Torva_fml 16
Mother ****** >.< I was gonna go post this.. Until I saw your comment.
13FTW 9
38, HEY HEY watching the ******' language dipshit. As to kicky and perdix, "th-th-that-th-tha-th-th....... Go home folks"
Savra_fml 17
Why wouldn't you just say "sorry, I didn't catch that. Can you repeat your name"? I guess you don't go far with the ladies
Hansemans 17
It sounds easy this way. In reality, it is. Guess OP won't make this mistake again.
ihaveapenis 0
Did she at least fill the potholes she left by walking through the store?
truededication 0
Lol funniest comment I've seen in my life
alpaquette91 9
So you like the chunky ones aye!
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Maybe she said Porkney
leadman1989 16
And your picture goes SO well with that comment. Because it's something Wayne is just dumb enough to say lol.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
You sir, are an idiot.
AgentSmith79 9
...says the guy who idolizes a no talent ass-clown.
stacianichole 2
Aren't you pretending to be a mediocre rapper on the Internet? You sir, don't get to call people names.