Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Come again?
Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML
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ikickgingers 15
Th th th that's all folks. Ah I made myself lol.
Savra_fml 17
Why wouldn't you just say "sorry, I didn't catch that. Can you repeat your name"? I guess you don't go far with the ladies
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xxsourpatchxx 4
lmmfao yes I am weezy but I ain't asthmatic
KittahMonster 20
That's when you say, "Im sorry, I didn't understand, could you please say that again?"
fantasyworld 39
That's when two things happen. A) OP still can't understand the customer B) The customer says "never mind"
IloveyouJon 11
Your description and the given name sound like a girl I know...
LilyZombie 8
I'm hard of hearing too so I know exactly how I feel. I'm missing a hearing aid and it doesn't help just having one :(
evildemonchild 18
Your like me I'm hard of hearing too but smooth -.-
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm sorry, I don't see the big deal...
chelseaaababyyy 17
why on earth would you think she said porky ? lol. if i asked someone their name and i heard 'porky', i would say, 'im sorry, i didnt catch that'. saves you from an embarrassing situation.
uhhRawr 7
Awkward... That just sucks :(
LullzKitteh 1
you're a c-word supreme
kate1238 9
Thats funny this chick i know thats fat is named courtney...everyone calls her pork chop haha