Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML
Today, while on vacation, I met up with a friend I have been playing with online for years in person. She took me to her place and introduced me to her family. Her mom gave me a judging look, and her first and only words to me were, "You ain't getting your green card from her!" as she condescendingly walked away. FML
Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said, "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
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pieintheface 0
Russian accents are badass
hombrepollo 0
Don't worry.. Take the comforting words of Rebecca black... Everybody's Russian
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Comments (209)
vbmg152 19
She probably didn't realize what she said because you are her grandaughter, she thinks of you as blood! What she said is wrong but, you are very lucky!
SorrowFull 8
the old bat wants to talk, she is just making conversation, nothing more, at least she isn't talking about her stool deposits and frequency there of
FinalBau55 4
YDI, you're saying if you weren't russian you wouldn't care if she was doing that
Captain_Crankypa 2
Why is it that your grandma looks just like Eric Cartman in my mental image?... Try not to question her authority!
Calyx_fml 22
It's all the bigots that are ruining the town.
Petunia888 13
Ok people, OP said "it wouldn't be so bad", not: "it wouldn't be bad at all". So why bother trying to look for reasons to troll her? On a side note, we have people like that where I live as well (a lot of people, actually). The best thing to do is either a) ignore them or b) show them how their logic is flawed. Some morons have too much pride in their countries and not enough pride in people in general.
thelastlucifer 17
old people have issues...
HagarenLei 0
haha, if your Russian then that's do cool! ???????! Heh, that's my favorite Russian word.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
I don't think he meant to type "fyl fml"
daysgoby902 6
she* =]
TheNewGuy03 29
i think your grandma stirred a little too much discrimination in her daily morning coffee.