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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Raleigh, United States
Chillaxed
Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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AngrySailor 17
I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.
Talientary 8
What. The. Hell.
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Comments (76)
tfriend3 15
Well people fart everywhere, but this guy just sounds like a creep
Juneyah1017 9
That's so Rachet.
Obey_StudBoii 23
You better hope he didn't shart lol.
SpaceRaptor 8
You should have replied, "You don't know how many times I've farted in your wife".
UofLCardFan08 6
A woman is going to say that to a man?
SolarFlare 20
Dafuq
Llama_Face89 34
Hey he could have been pissing in it...I feel the direction he went with is preferable...
darryaz 9
I had a boss once who referred to his desk chair as a "fart storage and retrieval system". Years later I was promoted and took over his office. My FIRST official duty was to buy a new chair!
awkwardloveannie 28
depends when they darted.. the airs probably clear by now.. everyone farts
Smoldering 15
Agreed.....
hntandjlt 8
That's pretty nasty