Money, Kids and Weddings: Cash dispenser

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 20:08

Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML

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Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 June 2020 20:36

Usually a daughter gets one free wedding paid for by Mom and Dad. After that, she and the dude need to foot the bill.

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Sounds like you need to sit down with her and tell he she's used up her Daddy ATM and she needs to pay for it herself.

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Danielle Roberts 9

Monday 22 June 2020 17:21

I mean, you raised her

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