stephiew
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Brief encounter
Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML
Top comments
herzskins 0
Nothing like a 1-upper.
TheKareBear 0
ah.. old people these days.
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Comments (64)
Zuber_fml 4
ewwww nasty
Lulblast 4
WTMFS??? Yeah ur nose is bleeding and I talk to my *****.
beryd 0
Shove a tampon up your nose and her ass. That will stop the flow on both ends.
fmlmaster44 0
good call dip "shit" hahaha
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Atleast you don't have to do her laundry.
OcampoFTW 4
well it landed on your clothes then that old lady just helped you out!
OcampoFTW 4
if it*
BIEBERSLAYER 10
she is super competitive and I think she 1 upped you.
Cellie16 0
"HA! That's cute!!"
NumNumNum 0
must have been an awkward moment
enonymous 9
It could be worse... she could have been your friend who borrowed your pants. I really hope you didn't challenge her to battleshits she would rock you at that
CEG3 0
Oh! there's my grandma!