Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
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Noemmyforyou 14

You two would have been perfect for each other; you both sound like douche-waffles.

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darkangel7410 17

Not gonna lie, you should never break up with one person for another. Reason? Because even if she did start dating you she would always suspect you of planning to break up with her. Sorry that she made you out to be an asshole but really...you should have just broken up with your gf on your own and just waited a little while before going for that other girl.

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Rule of thumb: never break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend to get together with someone else. They'll always be suspicious that you will do the same to them. If your girlfriend had left someone just to start dating you, you'd be suspicious of her as well.

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