Cars, Relatable, ACAB and Transportation: Because reasons

Because reasons

By Off_Road - 04/06/2014 19:30 - United States - North Pole

Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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Road warrior

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was driving 65 on a fairly deserted highway when some speeding inbred in a giant truck chose not to use the open passing lane but instead SWERVED INTO THE SHOULDER to go around me, and then cut me off. Any closer and I would've been a smear on the asphalt. FML

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Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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You deserved it 8 901

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 5 June 2014 7:38

A sane police officer would give him a ticket anyways for reckless driving.

chrisstanford 10

Thursday 5 June 2014 7:37

Filthy pigs. I didn't know I was speeding but I get a ticket

Comments

SweetasCandy0609 28

Thursday 5 June 2014 9:53

their should be a number on the back of the truck call it and report it to his boss maybe the boss will take it more seriously, sorry about your car OP I hope it works out for you.

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 5 June 2014 13:51

Or his boss may be able to explain why they couldn't arrest the truck driver and explain it better than the cop did as I'm sure there's a valid reason, such as no evidence or proof maybe.

cdalton 12

Thursday 5 June 2014 11:08

This wouldn't fly in my county. Sorry to hear that op.

brand125 17

Thursday 5 June 2014 15:54

edit: ignore my comment

Rachaell87 2

Thursday 5 June 2014 11:39

been there, had someone ram my car from a complete stop and she "didn't know she hit me"

justas0512 2

Thursday 5 June 2014 11:42

Do you live in Russia?

MAD01502 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 11:56

Oh, America...

ahmed12372 11

Thursday 5 June 2014 12:41

R u ok

DylanHasClass 17

Thursday 5 June 2014 12:46

Take it to court. Thats till a hit and run.

Sathane 21

Thursday 5 June 2014 12:53

Lazy cops who don't want the paperwork. I hope you had their badge numbers handy when you went directly to the police station. You went to the police station, right?