FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
thesparrow This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Because I said so

Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

Collection

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter

When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!

Top comments

she sounds like a loser

well i had a friend from k-9th grade who told me that god didnt want us to be friends anymore and well honestly if shes hearing jesus in her head i dont think i want to be friends with her either

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (47)

you should beat her like a grown man.

whEEzy03 0

She is religious?

Ouch FYL, hate the die hards, I am Christian myself but find the die hard abstenance stuff and all completely stupid.

ddawgg5523 0

11 *ahem* u r a ******* asshole who think should burn in hell. :) have a good day and remember God hears everything

ddawgg5523 0

same goes for every ****** atheist out there u self proclaimed " rational" dick faced assholes

I hope your a troll

I hope YOU'RE a troll

Shave your pubes into a cross and tell her that it is a sign of gawd.