By weeble_wobbles09 - 08/01/2010 05:09 - United States

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Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 422
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ydi for texting anyone that you have "explosive diarreah". FHL for having to read it.

maybe he has a shit fetish lmao response back from him: I'm skipping baseball practice. I'll be right over...

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god damn girl!!!

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EvilCupcake8361 9

cool story, bro

ouch. I geuss bye bye him. lol. X3

itsgen 16

LMFAO dude you sooooo deserves that! how hard is it to know who your txting

umm itsgen it can b kinda hard sometimes coz some phones have like the iPhone have conversations and u can easily get the wrong one. X3

ENGLISH MOTHEFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

itsgen, this "dude" is a girl???

itsgen 16

yeaa i know whats the big deal plenty of people call girls dude all of my friends do that at my school

YDI. Are you 3 or something?

perdix 29

Vigorous anal sex can do that. According to "Bad Santa," you won't shit right for a month! And if you can't trust Billy Bob Thornton, who can you trust?

jamjenni2774 0

YDI....Sounds like u have no self respect at all!!

Get over yourself, you prude.

Viper32233223 0

num 10!!!!!