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At least there was no mention of foot fetishes

By not really that small - 25/04/2018 06:50 - United States - Austin

Today, I made my friend's wife think he was cheating. How? He drove me home and I left my work shoes in his car by accident. His wife insisted no man could have felt so small and that obviously he had been screwing around with one of the tiny Asian women from work.. FML

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