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By annon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML
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Michael_92 20

Fyl for your brother. Not only did he get dumped but then he has bad taste in music.

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Michael_92 20

Yea that made no sense. Total brain fart. I meant to say **** your brothers life. Ahh another comment to get thumbed to hell.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Whitney Houston songs aren't good music? Her voice is incredible. At least it was before all that crack..

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Michael_92 20

Wow so got on fb I guess she passed away.

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emjayprice 0

soon enough, you'll be hearing Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back". until then, help pump up his ego. I'm sure there's an even better girl out there for him.

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evilscorpi 29

naaa hes gonna play lmfao "im sexy and i know it."

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Dumped right before Valentine's Day, OUCH. Make him a mix tape for the heart broken, but one that includes songs you actually enjoy. He'll think it was thoughtful, and you'll get to hear nice music. It's a win-win.

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2O12 6

Least he wasn't singing along like that rager kid on Youtube.

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Clamcreepy 7

He's playing the wrong song for a heart broken guy. He needs to be playing "Eminem- Kim" that way he's angry about it rather than sad and hopeless about it.

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Brotha_Lou 5

Funny thing I was just thinking about one of her song "unbreak my heart"

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Enslaved 36

I believe that's Toni Braxton's song instead. (:

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Enslaved 36

Better than Dolly Parton's original version. :P Hey, broken hearts are never easy to deal with. Whatever helps him feel better and move on. I've been in the mood for sappy love songs before. Lol

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perdix 29

Depends on what you mean by "better." I came here to write that the OP should give their brother the Dolly Parton version. They won't have to deal with him for weeks! The spoken interlude will keep him a soft immobile pile of mush. Bittersweet... Memories...

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Enslaved 36

perdix, if I didn't know better, those "bittersweet" memories are from when you /were/ a Dolly Parton /breast man/. ;)

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drmountaindeww 0

So do you feel bad for him or is this like a sympathetic thing?

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manatees_r_epic 0

Isn't that the same thing..?

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apt1234 3

What else is there to do? Whitney is entirely appropriate!

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