Music, Break-ups and Love: And IIIIIIIIIIiiiiiii

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By annon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

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ICATiger 13

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:18

Play Jay-Zs "99 problems"

baronsmommy 14

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:11

At least he's playing pre crack Whitney

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pablonxh 2

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:20

Forever Alone!

Just_A_Panda 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 23:31

Atleast hes not playing Ain't No Sunshine :/ (yes i know the song is old but its a pretty good song.)

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 11 February 2012 23:33

Lmfao.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 12 February 2012 0:53

Do what a wise man once did. Cut the music and tell him "be eh men! Do de right ting!" If he does not respond correctly, he is a lost cause, OP.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:33

"Well I see ya drivin' 'round with the girl love & I'm like...**** yoooou!!"

OHai15 12

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:43

kill it!! kill it before it lays eggs!!!

sgo26 2

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:10

Well Whitney died today so its a double fyl!!

lalalihsuh 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:20

Ironically she died today :'( rip Whitney

MissGavina 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:20

Didn't she die today?

HU4L188 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:21

RIP whitney :'(

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