Health, Relatable and Awkward: Almost made it

Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Leftovers

By Well Shit - 16/08/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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xiloveyoux3 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:48

why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way? Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:57

You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys. And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun. Go pee.

Comments

athos1237 4

Friday 21 August 2009 8:12

YDI for using metric and making us convert that from liters to quarts which never translates nicely. Next time use the bathroom with more frequency. Even Superman has to pee.

skylinediver 0

Friday 21 August 2009 8:30

Get smarter, American dumbass.

portable_chicken 0

Friday 21 August 2009 8:55

You realise there are other countries in the world right? I would seriously stop your whining now. You have other things to do, such as pulling the stick out of your ass. Or maybe its too far up now. Dipshit american.

RoguePenguin 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:20

Way to make us Americans look like conceited fools. Thanks so much for that. You're probably trolling, but that doesn't mean you didn't make people overseas hate us even more. When I travel I don't want to have to deal with that.

Lintriel 0

Friday 21 August 2009 16:14

at least you didn't pee IN the bus!

joemama13 0

Friday 21 August 2009 16:53

dude, i feel ya...one time i had to pee so bad on my 1.5 hour commute home that i actually blacked out (while still conscious) and to this day i don't remember portions of that drive home. but i still didn't pee my pants, so FYL.

serpicosghost 0

Friday 21 August 2009 17:24

YDI for using the metric system. WTF is a litre???

Irraesh 2

Friday 21 August 2009 21:51

okay....do the guy who said "fyl for using liters" .....only two countries do not use metric. Every other country uses liters, meters, etc. The US has to be "special" and have our own system of measurement.