Nuttjacob
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Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks
Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
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SirEBC 7
Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D
felipe87 2
that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op
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chuchurocket 4
sucks
scottovious 0
Obviously no sucking was going on, thus the jerking off, thus the numb hands...
mikolyshka 0
oh yeah? my friend broke his collar bone jerking off. beat that!
BAMFSanta 1
what is carpol tunnel?
Jonkbaby 22
chuchurocket.. as in the Dreamcast game? +10 points
thingfish 0
hahahaha at first I thought you meant you got it in your penis xD
m16agent 3
what? how did he manage that?
Winter247 2
happens to the best of us. haha. jk you're slightly pathetic.
randomnameflob 0
I doubt the best of us would be masterbating :)
maddiester 5
alright. raddaya and felipe, meet me at your local precinct :)
GailLeeRussell 2
^^He told you :x
mightymart 5
hes pathetic cause he masturbates?! lol! then you all are pathetic on top of hypocrites!
yourallidiots13 0
just cause you ********** doesn't make you pathetic. 90% of men ********** the other 10% lie
james_aka_frosty 3
or are under 10
CommonSenseKarma 17
You hypocrite jerk-offs are what disintegrates this society into a degenerate heap of shit. Woah, there... my head starting spinning for a second...
Winter247 2
if you ********** enough to get carpal tunnel, you're pathetic. asshole above me, nobody is being hypocritical. Assholes like you are the reason our country sucks.
linopz224 0
what's carpal tunnel?
icrossedtheline 0
^yo bitch that's what it is
marmots 0
lovely to hear.
snickardoodlez 0
guess he really did learn the 'hard' way!
greenhair741 0
nice one
Rei_Ayanami 18
Well, I learned something new, but now my question is if you will start again after the surgery.
thehottness101 3
lol!!!!
C6Racer 0
Damn, someone's lonely.
FailBear920 19
Ha ha he is one less lonely girl
misa08 0
lol dummy
felipe87 2
that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op
vengeance501 8
^win.
SirEBC 7
Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D
FYLDeep 25
I thought the exact same thing when I read it. I guess you can't be the first to write a pun about it when the submitter beats you to it. Although, I think he's pretty good at beating if you know what I'm saying.
vengeance501 8
I missed your witty comments FYLDeep :D
astarwarsfan 0
Let's just hope the OP doesn't beat around the bush with the doctor.
jmac317 0
haaaaa thats funny
NPN_Scorpio 16
Get rich - become a sperm donor!
supernerd352 7
$10 per time +$2 per cup isnt a way to get rich
itsmayabro 0
It is if you jerk off as much as OP apparently does
scottovious 0
It's ok, keep on Chokin' it. It'll put hair on your chest.