Animals and Cleaning: Alas, poor Mickey - FML

Alas, poor Mickey

By socksoffire - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

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imbatman_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32

So you left a computer peripheral with your clothes. It can be replaced.

Arsenic_Cupcake 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:47

I feel bad for the mouse. FHL.

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autumngirl23 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:55

eww, was it dead??

AufaAdlia 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 8:49

hahaha :)

blastvortex 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:07

But even mice need to clean up every once in a while. =/

Rose0819 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:59

You should really clean your clothes more often or just clean your house then maybe you wont kill the mouse R.I.P mousie, he never had a chance in that guy/girls house.

etherealshadows 1

Friday 19 March 2010 3:25

This is your FML story? Try living life for a minute. I'm sure you will come up with a better FML story within 3 days.

underbelly_89 0

Friday 19 March 2010 5:29

Hahaha. This happened to my boyfriend this summer! His cat had killed a mouse and dropped it on his pile of dirty clothes moments before he plopped it into the washer.... We should have known something was wrong from how distressed his cat was having lost her catch.

lukemurr 0

Friday 19 March 2010 17:01

fyl

jbyrns1993 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 10:38

not as bad as my place: a new mouse every day. and I'm only 16, so I haven't any say in cleaning up the dump.

bluecheese88 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 20:24

WOW...

xAllygator 1

Saturday 10 April 2010 21:02

Now the mouse is squeaky clean....get it ? Squeak.. 'cause it's a mouse. Okay, that was terrible. ....shoot me now.

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