Animals and Cleaning: Alas, poor Mickey

Alas, poor Mickey

By socksoffire - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

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imbatman_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32

So you left a computer peripheral with your clothes. It can be replaced.

Arsenic_Cupcake 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:47

I feel bad for the mouse. FHL.

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Kobberman 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 13:41

Lol this made me think of stuart little

geordielass 4

Monday 17 October 2011 16:31

Stuart little!

Narwhal234 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 19:34

Was it a deadmau5 or a livemau5?

hotany 13

Tuesday 28 May 2013 5:37

wow..lol..thanks..next time ill check my laundry clothes one by one

mmorre 7

Thursday 19 March 2015 18:01

I guess he is squeaky clean

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