Drugs and Health: ADMIT IT! - FML

ADMIT IT!

By anti-drugs - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

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You deserved it 4 301

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston

Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 468

One-upmanship championship

By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML

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Stone the crows

By Anonymous - 03/05/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum used her spare key to get into my flat and stole almost all my food. She claimed she did it for my health because I’m "getting a bit chubby." I weigh 12 stone while she weighs over 20, plus all my food was in her kitchen, except for the already empty packets in her bin. FML

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Innocence file

By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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Stashed

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 00:01

Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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memo619 0

Monday 21 March 2011 15:57

this is priceless :P my mom accused me of being gay because I accidentally slapped her bf's ass xD

JenL_fml 7

Monday 21 March 2011 15:54

Isn't heroin done through needles? o.O

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Kevinx103 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:35

dats totally messed up.... keep up da good work

paytons_mom19 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:36

sounds like something my parents would do

rockarolln89 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:52

Jesus H. Christ! I say swipe the mirror next ahaha!

Ninabug28 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:06

next time replace it and she will never now.!

flickyourbic1223 7

Monday 11 April 2011 15:40

you don't know how you met me you don't know why you can't turn around and say goodbye. All you know is when I'm with you I make you free and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea. hmmmm

SinfulEnd 20

Tuesday 19 March 2013 22:03

Everyone knows you use Tablespoons! Not that I would know.... Don't judge me!!!

LiveForTomorrow 2

Monday 5 May 2014 22:41

This is a classic example of a mother passing blame fyl

theadude 3

Sunday 13 July 2014 15:55

dude you should try crack it's better ;-)

gimmethatbetty 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:40

Do you have a history of doing heroin?

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Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML

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Today, in my psychology class, we were given a sheet that had a list of stressful events and we were to select the ones we had experienced in the last 12 months. I got highest in my class of above an 80% chance of getting a life threatening illness due to stress. Everyone laughed. FML

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Today, I had such a big hiccup that I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML

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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML

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Today, I told my mom that once I leave school, I want to join the clergy, and how much it meant to me. Her response: "Never knew you wanted to molest kids so much!" FML

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