Food, Cooking and Miscellaneous: Added flavor - FML

Added flavor

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML

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InfernoVivo 12

Wednesday 28 August 2013 9:59

What a... I'm not going to go there

noreallywhat 17

Wednesday 28 August 2013 10:00

this needs follow up.

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HurrDurr123 1

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:15

If you're under 18 I suggest you call Child Protective Services and tell them about it.

grunt_fml 17

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:25

I bet that dinner was cat-astrophic!

viau 13

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:52

yeah right.

crazytwinsmom 25

Thursday 29 August 2013 7:45

The secret ingredient! I wonder though if the mom has been asking OP to do some cooking and OP has been giving her some attitude. Mom's saying "if you don't like my cooking, do it yourself".

MuppetMerkin 10

Thursday 29 August 2013 10:39

Time to get mommy dearest tested for Alzheimer's?

sporty_14 5

Friday 30 August 2013 2:46

Thats just nasty!

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 31 August 2013 5:32

****! If you don't have a clean cooking utensil, either clean one, or just use a fork.

FizzyFun 8

Monday 2 September 2013 23:55

Maybe OPs mom was partially blind

Aligator67 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 8:57

Dang your mother is all kinds of strange.

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Tuesday 10 September 2013 2:17

Why? Just why?

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