Added flavor

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML
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InfernoVivo 12

What a... I'm not going to go there

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InfernoVivo 12

What a... I'm not going to go there

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Caitie_kid 8

Blech!!! That's f*cking disgusting!!!! Make sure you make your own dinner from now on and clean everything yourself beforehand. Who knows what she's using to scrub the dishes with if she's using the pooper scooper as a spatula....

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isallwaysme 27

my question is; how many times has she done that in the past? :s

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InfernoVivo 12

You guys know you're replying to me, right?

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snowby2 15

Yes they know, but in order for their comments to be seen they reply to the top comment. Otherwise they get buried

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lonewolf621 17

Theres always the hospital ready for you OP Im sorry

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NotGabe 28

That's some pretty shitty food.

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MrBoredomioo 18

At least you didn't say "The Pun"

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InfernoVivo 12

Nope. Nope. No protein there. Nope.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

#13 unless it wasn't properly digested by the cat. I think stool is blackish if there is unabsorbed protein in it. TMI

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Caitie_kid 8

17, I was always told that black stools meant blood in the stool.

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SammyS2012 21

Yeah, black stool means blood. Also, my vet told me that cat poop still has protein in it, and something else, and thats what draws dogs to eat the poop (i find that very disgusting...)

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meggieeee92 15

I guess it needed a little extra special flavor to give it the right kick.

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Fluffydemise 18

Heh. You may need a trip to the vet after dinner.

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