Cats, Painting and Animals: Abstract art

Abstract art

By anonymous - 14/06/2026 06:00 - Canada

Today, it took me five hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbor's cat running all over the wet paint. FML

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Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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Today, after spending 5+ hours of my life painting a portrait of someone's cat for them, I finally finished it, perfect condition, no mistakes. I was supposed to be paid 300 bucks for it. Got 50 bucks because it was too "vibrant." FML

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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2018 17:30 - United States - Bronx

Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 07:00 - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML

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Good job!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 07:24 - South Africa

Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML

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Great job

By onlyme - 23/05/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML

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vexis58 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 11:58

Undry? Most people I know would just say "wet paint".

CareFace 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 11:55

The only time you don't want a pussy roll up on your door step...

Comments

fibsville 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:44

YDI for "undry". WTF.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:54

"undry" is generally known as "wet".

JennaMarie420 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:57

who cares

maffy4ever 8

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:07

All you people that are commenting about how 'undry' should be 'wet', it's not that big of a deal.

Ajnelson97 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:10

you should have "decked" the cat

kinglax 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:14

last I checked "undry" means wet.

duckie227 22

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:13

undry? did you mean 'wet'?

mr_miyagi 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:23

undry? pretty sure wet is the word you were looking for

zelly05 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:33

lol undry lol!

trese666 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:44

get a bb gun. that's a pastime of my dads. our neighbors have 5 cats "just a little sting" hahahaha Faulk cats I have rats:)

jcasebier 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:48

undry... so... wet?

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