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Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34960) - you deserved it (2903)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:13pm - work - by fuckedup (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.

#18 - On 11/13/2009 at 5:46pm by WinchesterRising

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Beat the crap out of her. Then call your dad and tell him you fear she won't be able to suck it good tonight.

... ok, ok. Maybe not that. But where does your mother get off doing something like that??

#15 - On 11/13/2009 at 5:41pm by lostfaithinpppl

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