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By foureyes - 29/07/2016 14:57 - United States - Dayton

Today, I had to get between a coworker and her crazy ex, who was armed with a boxcutter. I do not get paid enough for this.

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Bwonghwal 3

Saturday 30 July 2016 11:20

You're right, you don't. Thank you for being a good person.

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Bwonghwal 3

Saturday 30 July 2016 11:20

You're right, you don't. Thank you for being a good person.

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