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By christinamarie17 - 21/05/2016 01:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I started my new job as a home-care provider for the elderly, and my first client was on hospice care. She died two hours into the shift. FML

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farmgirl98 14

Sunday 22 May 2016 2:14

At least she's no longer suffering! Sorry you had to experience that though op, it must have been quite unnerving!

JustThatPerson 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:58

Oh, OP, I'm sorry, but on the bright side, she's not suffering anymore. Too bad you had to see that happen, after two hours of seeing her.

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farmgirl98 14

Sunday 22 May 2016 2:14

At least she's no longer suffering! Sorry you had to experience that though op, it must have been quite unnerving!

JustThatPerson 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:58

Oh, OP, I'm sorry, but on the bright side, she's not suffering anymore. Too bad you had to see that happen, after two hours of seeing her.

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