Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML
by hatemyjob / 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
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You may want to start running.
#1 - On 06/23/2011 at 6:07pm by marinaim
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Have you not been watching Burn Notice? you'll need a cheap cellphone, Christmas tinsel and some homemade plastic explosives to bypass the alarm system
#27 - On 06/23/2011 at 6:48pm by enonymous
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