hatemyjob
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML
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marinaim 17
You may want to start running.
enonymous 9
Have you not been watching Burn Notice? you'll need a cheap cellphone, Christmas tinsel and some homemade plastic explosives to bypass the alarm system
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Comments (27)
marinaim 17
You may want to start running.
HugoBosss_fml 0
B&E! Bacon and eggs? No but that ***** delicious!
ReptarRAWR23 0
Haha why you wouldn't get in trouble..
eminemchick 19
then I understand ypur choice of username, op ^_^
eminemchick 19
*your, sorry
imacreeper 3
quick! take everything you can and run for it. if anyone asks, you saw the "theif" and entered the building - that's the reason for the alarms.
flockz 20
why run? he could be like those muggers and just walk away.
imacreeper 3
waiting for an important business call from inside the building so they could mug that too huh?
iSitt 0
she's probably on video
iluvhobos 5
Wait...what?
Klums02 0
Sounds like you had and interesting day...
Thabb 0
Wad it raining?
kaynorr 9
no it was snowing
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
actually it was raining cookies and pickles.
smurfsarwales 9
do you guys know nothing? it wad obviously raining midget otters and orange cats. there wasn't any clouds, but there was a double rainbow.
eminemchick 19
lol 3 reference to the simpsons?xD
volley4eva1698 0
it's raining men
Lumenoire 0
It was raining berries and cream.
kut19 6
maybe, if you're lucky, the police will give you a strip search.
smurfsarwales 9
do you guys know nothing? it wad obviously raining midget otters and orange cats. there wasn't any clouds, but there was a double rainbow.
kut19 6
I think you want the comment above mine.
kut19 6
wow. that one guy's comment got deleted. I wasn't talking to myself, I swear.
Poopolicious 5
or you can pay him money for him to see you naked... ;)
IndiRae 9
If you managed to set off the alarms even with a key, you may have bigger problems than you realize.
lonewolf6613 4
the alarm usually goes of when the door is opened even with a key. well it don't really go off. it like beeps for about a minute and then the sirens go off if u don't put the code
hiyourcute 0
This was a prank set up by your superiors.
InsertGirder 6
Could've called a co-worker.
cgall123 0
smooth move try some random numbers like 420
hisgirlherboy 5
smooth move ex-lax
airborn54 0
lmao that'll teach you from showing up to work early and trying to be productive!
OCDC 9
I don't think the boss is the main problem. Now maybe if only two cops come to investigate, OP can have the problem solved before her coworkers show up...
NYkid2K8 5
How does the alarm go off if you have a key...?
NYkid2K8 5
But if you unlock the door with a key the alarm shouldnt go off.... pretty simple logic.
FreebirdIII 1
you open the door, go to a keypad, enter a code, and the alarm is turned off. no code = alarm going off. I did this in crayon for you by the way.
NYkid2K8 5
I only understand in colored pencil, crayons confuse me too much. I did that in sarcasm for you by the way.
FreebirdIII 1
crayon was referring to your simple logic. trying to simplify things for you.
puppy23 3
At my work they were seperate but we also set the door pad up so that if you entered your code backwards (under duress) it automatically called the police.
NYkid2K8 5
Well all i needed was a simple, Theyre on 2 separate systems.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Derrrp....
Smidgery 5
Alarms can go off even if you have a key, my nan's house has an alarm that you have to type in the code for it even if you have opened the door with the key. No code, alarm will keep going. o-o
nickbucci1252 0
are u really that stupid come on of course if you unlock the door u don't turn off the alarm COME ON MAN