Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML
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sensoon15 7
should've said yes. :) gummy worms are good
NecroParade 3
I would have taken the offer. Gummy worms taste so much better than money.
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Comments (156)
sensoon15 7
should've said yes. :) gummy worms are good
Agiggleaday 0
especially sour gummy worms :)
countrygirl81 9
I want to be paid in gummy worms every day!
MrSassypants 34
1 I know OP should've said yes but I can't believe the customer would give up gummy worms. That's OUTRAGEOUS!
rbubbles 20
exactly how many gummy worms was he offering? you should consider the offer, might lose your job but totally worth it
RandomBlackMan 0
you ass. gummy worms are beast
sensoon15 7
21- ahaha! I can see your point though. maybe they like McD's more....nah that's impossible.
rbubbles 20
15. yeah me too, who needs money right? pay our rent and bills with gummy worms, sweet!
iSitt 0
only if they are over chocolate pudding topped with powdered chocolate and Hershey minikisses so it looks like dirt
chrispyy21 0
y u aint let him hit dat den quit dat gurl? das how he culd pay fo it
YacL 15
I'm not a big fan of gummy candies, but gummy worms are nice, especially sour gummy worms.
L3Paparazzo 7
Thats legend------------ary !
Volcan_fml 22
EPIC MEAL TIME
chiddy_bang71 0
sorry, op only accepts trident layers.
ilikepie789 0
nobody pays me in gummy worms :(
Yung23 0
umm yah you look amazing just sayin
stall2dude911 2
prolly cuz this is a guy
13whatsername13 0
pun ftw!
tom08 3
damn hella pretty. half viet n aus.
AnimalLover1031 8
#69 why are you using someone elses picture? -_-
ericb8272 2
I think your pic is legend-wait for it, wait for it- ary!
tweetbaby14 18
it's pretty funny how desperate people believe that FML is the new e-Harmony! :D but, OP, if you didn't want the gummy worms you could've passed them my way.
BossDavyy 0
I can't believe somebody hasn't made a "gummy worm to penis" joke yet. I'll give it a try. I'll pay you with MY gummy worms! No? Aw...
guitarman1998 0
Only in America *facepalm*
QwertyMcNugget 0
No one ever pays me in gummy worms. :[
bluekid7 5
not only would I have taken the offer, but I would have also asked for employment from this genius
hunter989 0
105 beat me to it -.-
StrawberryBarbie 0
I agree there delicious.... what would you spend the money on any way
boyguydudemalema 0
what are you guys talking about? you can't pay mcdo's stuff with just gummy worms! you would need gummy bears for that, gummy worms are just worth the ketchup, if you order a ton of stuff, then you'd need gummy bears.
iluvhobos 5
....were they the sour ones? Sour gummy worms=money any day
KiddNYC1O 22
Nice Trident layers reference, #145. I don't know why you were voted down...
clothesoptional 0
Gummyworms? Why is this an FML?! What kind of person would pass on that deal??
OhSoBueno 0
Mrsassypants. is it mr sassypants or mrs assypants?
jayfish7 0
76- That is exactly what I was thinking!! #EpicMealTime FTW!!!!
lucy331 0
what would each gummy worm be worth in terms of U.S. currency? 1gummy worm= $1.00 ? 1 sour gummy worm = $500.00 ?
chaywood13 0
Hey, why get paid in layers? Gummy worms, you KNOW are beast, cheaper and more per bag, and were around longer... is there a word for someone who's an expert on gummy worms? haha
madhukar 3
nah, hes waaay too smart for McD.
EmperorPsycho 0
I just ask if I can pay in stride gum, but gummy worms sound better!
PlasmaPorter 12
#167: where is the delicious? I hear those are a really rare species and I'd like a picture! (insert Australian accent here)
extrasnipes 22
#26 it's not only sweet. They're sour to
chalmers86 0
Win!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Isn't it suppose to be, "Can I pay you in gum?" Followed by OP's co-worker looking down with a sad face while saying, "No one ever pays me in gum."
lionandthelamb61 9
Not just any gum, though. Trident Layers or no deal!
leader0011 5
that would be pretty funny if it actually happened
sovietkiwi 0
give me five or give me death
YDI_Bro 0
midnight munchies!
Football_Man50 1
it was epicmealtime!!
Bobdoleomega 0
do it for gummy bears. way better
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's either money or trident layers. Nothing else sadly. Things to add: gummy worms gummy bears gummy orange slices all types of gum
Keffin 0
as long as they come along with sour watermelon patches, it's a good deal :)
TheTerenity 9
But Money buys you more gummy worms...
cupcakesmile23 0
they both taste the same
boyguydudemalema 0
no, gummy worms tastes more squiggly-ish than gummy bears. gummy bears are just way better.
XxA7XKillerxX 1
AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
Naters08 0
Agreed
Lynne2 0
gummy worms are more sour and gummy bears sent sour at all. that makes them taste worse.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Seems like a fair enough deal to me.
DrDreTheChronic 0
haha not for me I wanna get payed in money no candy
Luvmehateme292 0
Yeah you can't buy weed with gummies...unless...!!...the seller has the munchies!!! OMG you CAN buy weed with gummies!!!! This is a triumphant discovery for the modern man!...Or pothead...
tweetbaby14 18
159, firstly, I have yet to see an actual funny comment from you. secondly, you don't smoke what you sell... that's like breeding with your own children, sick and wrong. -_- I don't even smoke and I know this, maybe, you should learn this.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
tweetbaby what does smoking what you sell have anything what so ever to do what she said?
tweetbaby14 18
okay, I'll explain this to you, as simple as I can: good sellers do not get the munchies because good sellers focus on the money not being high. she said "if the seller has munchies..." implying they're smoking their supply. if you're old enough to be on FML, you should be old enough to put two and two together, buddy....
laden_swallow09 35
Gol-lee 206, have you never watched "Scarface" before?
hollenbackam 12
Having the "munchies" can also mean a craving for snacks -.-
tweetbaby14 18
I've never heard of it used as that, and that's not how it was being used, smart guy/girl.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yum! What a great idea.
volley4eva1698 0
I would rather be paid in trident layers
Jellybean2705 0
Did you call security?
meredithxjane 0
absolutely! every mcdonalds has security. geez you're stupid!
cgchamp89 7
Huh? The last time I checked, McDonald's didn't have security... am I missing something?
artc91 0
6 - Do everyone a favour and get a sense of humour.
artc91 0
40 - Of course they do you dummy. Who else is gonna watch out for Hamburglar when he sneaks in and steal all the cheezburgerz?!
meredithxjane 0
no lol theres no security in mcdonalds I was just being an ass
cgchamp89 7
Give Ronald a taser...
haaschy 0
mcdonalds doesn't even have security dumb ass!!
Imrussian24 2
87-why the hell do you have that picture on here? I would keep that kinda stuff to myself.
KYLAisaBITCH 4
113- she's only like 12 too.
Nitial 6
113 - not to be an ass - actually yes to be an ass - because she can.
gtwerd 0
Yeah fake pic or fake birthday...
cbaidchris 6
because she can doesn't make a 13 year old in that pose any less disturbing. watch out for the pedos
jackien1 6
you're hor
airborn54 0
Sumter sc?
meredithxjane 0
oh hahaha I get it now. "suh-curity" lol
NecroParade 3
I would have taken the offer. Gummy worms taste so much better than money.
toxicmurder109 4
well that seems fair how many gummy worms did u get?
317theterrible 0
What kind of gummy worms? 0___o
softballlover98 4
great question! :)
chaywood13 0
Lots.
nickdunbar 8
Win.