MaknaeMelanie

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Maknaemelanie's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

12%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

9%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

19%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

59%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

8%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

20%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

40%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

69%

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Maknaemelanie's favorite FMLs

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anne - / Thursday 7 January 2016 12:00 / Germany

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it