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About Applepie1994
rOCD veteran. 23. Reader. TLK/HTTYD fan. I suffer from relationship Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (rOCD); if you do, you're not alone! Corkonian.
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kunjac0945 tells us more.

OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.

Silver_Jet tells us more.

Op here didn't login to post because I didn't think it would get published. I want to clarify a few things. #1 I'm not on welfare. #2 I work part time but my employer doesn't want me to get another job. #3 I work overnight shifts for below minimum wage. #4 I needed a college diploma to get this job.