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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud
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By YayItsYasmine - 14/08/2013 16:48 - Austria - Trebesing
Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.
By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford
By sammieshortcake - 14/09/2013 15:30 - United States
He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol
By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston
Maybe I am. They did look better than mine