By Harry - 20/07/2011 07:40 - United States
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Hassi158's favorite FMLs
By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States
By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States
By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States
By recordyear - 09/08/2011 07:32 - United States
By jakethed0g - 10/08/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom
By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States
LittlexSparrow tells us more.
By Not_you17 - 09/09/2011 04:04 - United States
Not_you17 tells us more.
Ok so here is an update, they canceled my $147 fine because I was using 100% legal us tender. However in order to pay off the $35 in pennies they had to either be rolled by the bank or I had to count them 1 by 1, so I rolled 'em.
By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States
Both sides now
By microtech - 13/12/2011 17:33 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States
The Hitchhiker
By hitchhiked - 04/01/2012 06:28 - United States
By magzulism - 13/01/2012 15:30 - Reserved
magzulism tells us more.
Hey, OP here. I'm finally gonna answer some of your questions: 1. Yes, i do believe it was a set up. The woman and the thiefs were definitely working together. 2. They were old skis, I bought myself a pair of awesome new ones later :) 3. I didn't go skiing alone. I live in Switzerland and was helping a friend of mine -who is an elementary school teacher- as a skiing instructor for his 9 year old school kids. He teaches and lives in a tiny village about an hour from where I live, and since I don't have a car, I went there by train. So obviously i rode the train back home alone. The only good thing about the whole story is that I didn't have to carry my skis back home. ha. ha. Feel free to message me, if you have any questions.
By StickySituations - 27/01/2012 22:32 - United States
StickySituations tells us more.
OP here, and i realized i made a huge mistake in my FML. This actually took place in the dryer not the washer. I'm not sure why i made that silly mistake. However for anyone who this may ever happen to i managed to get it off rather easily by soaking a fresh dryer sheet in cold water and scrubbing away at the gum.... and yes, it really was gum.
By KittenNomNom - 22/02/2012 19:40 - United States
KittenNomNom_fml tells us more.
Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~
By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 19:55 - Canada
David Attenborough
By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 15:54 - United States
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By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States
Did it say the bird died? Lol