By damnbananas - 24/01/2011 20:38 - United States
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Hassi158's favorite FMLs
By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland
By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54
By Poopie - 29/01/2011 06:06 - Canada
By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France
By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada
Bastard!
By copper - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Morning pick-me-up
By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States
Timing is important
By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States
My child is so hilarious!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By 11lyss1 - 23/05/2011 04:26
Why not both?
By Alexandra - 20/09/2011 08:25 - Lebanon
Creepy
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
WTF Mom?
By Username - 25/11/2012 23:36 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne
By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States
The abyss
By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States
By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States
penisface69 tells us more.
By Lelia701 - 05/05/2009 13:55 - United States
Lelia701 tells us more.
Why does everyone think only a guy can buy a home? You know what they say about people who assume. 1. I’m female. 2. I’m a 25 year old graduate student with plenty of friends and wouldn’t even know how to play D&D. 3. I live in a city where buying a house in a nice area would cost 3 times as much so duh of course I bought a condo. . But thanks to those who understand what its like to have shit attack your house! The adjuster comes today at least.
By Kels20 - 07/05/2009 14:18 - United States
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Ok... I'm the lady who raised the ducks and I'm not an idiot. 1. at my lake all the female ducks except 2 have been killed or something and only males are left. So I raised some in hope of balancing the equation and hopefully see some chicks within a while. 2. I've done this before, and ducks are wild, so they have know how to survive without me, the other ones did great, but they turned out to be all male except one female, so that's why I tried again the next year. And the ducks that are born in the wild at my lake are hand fed by the people that live here and aren't scared, they run to you thinking that you have bread. 3. I found out later that the dogs that had killed the ducks had also killed some ones kittens, and a cat as well as another small dog. They are now in the animal shelter because they were dangerous. 4. My sisters were upset but next year I'll just get some more, I enjoy watching them grow, and they other four ducks are doing great, surviving like all the other ducks. :) so yeah, not an idiot, just wanted to clear that up. I thought the story would make some people laugh... so I shared it. Have a nice day... God bless.
By kimos - 10/05/2009 14:10 - Canada
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Yup. This was stupid on my part. It was at my ceramics studio where we apparently now have mice. It's a brown mug that I keep in my work area. I should have thought to clean it before I drank but I didn't. Gross.
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.