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By maxiflouf - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
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By maxiflouf - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
By waternixie - 08/10/2014 03:49 - Malaysia - Rembau
By wasteroftime - 14/08/2014 21:31 - United States - Granbury
By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn
hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.
By Lisa - 18/07/2014 20:21 - United States - Philadelphia
OP here! Thank you all for the praise, I honestly did not think twice when I jumped up and performed the Heimlich maneuver on her. One thing I want to make clear here was not that my situation was worse than my friends, but the fact that the wait staff had no remorse about what had just happened although they stood there and watched me save her life. Learning the Heimlich can really be life saving before you know it :)