Emile_of_owata

About Emile_of_owata

Uh, hi, I'm Emile. Just your everyday average socialist. I like lamps Lol :3 Feel free to chat with me if you want :) I love making friends! ^_^

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

4%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

38%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

8%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

68%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Emile_of_owata's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By neveragain / Friday 16 March 2012 05:11 / Canada

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justno / Sunday 29 June 2014 00:26 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By furryballoon - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:46 / United States

Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it