By kitty91 - 03/03/2014 01:14 - United States - Albuquerque
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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton
Shaved
By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond
By babylove - 11/04/2014 21:58 - South Africa
By Blaisey - 21/04/2014 17:25 - Canada - Duncan
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Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!
By Satan's Mum - 06/05/2014 18:38 - United Kingdom - London
A tad insecure
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage
By Anonyme - 26/09/2014 06:56 - France - Saint-di
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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia
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By teecrafter2038 - 12/03/2015 14:07 - United States - Port Chester
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Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.
By misfitunfit - 12/03/2015 20:50 - United States - San Francisco
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Op here, definitely looking into a new program for him! At first this one seemed great but now I realize they're super uptight.
By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States
By SteamyPenguin - 13/03/2015 15:04 - Australia - Granville
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Thanks for all the comments, I wish I would have had the guts to carry out half of them. This ’Today’ happened a few years ago when I was much less confident. He was a senior Doctor and a renown pervert. I have been reminded of it because a woman has been in the news lately saying that sexisim is rife in the medical profession and that if we want to get ahead we should just shut up and put up with it. I don’t want to get into it any further, but it brought back some unpleasant memories as a young health professional. Believe it or not, this one one of the minor pervy things that he did. I had a series of badges in the shape of different animals with my name on it, and he would comment on it whenever I wore them saying things like ‘Cat on a mountain’ or ‘Tiger on a mountain’, the mountain referring to my breast. I loved those badges, and spent quite a bit of money on them, from then on I could not wear them without thinking I was doing something wrong. Honestly there were so many different incidents that you block them out.
By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston
By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama
By laureri - 13/03/2015 21:45 - United States - Princeton Junction
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Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!
By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States
Why does everyone just assume we're not close friends? She's actually one of my best friends. I hadn't seen her in a while because I was out of the country and I knew she would be ok with me rubbing her belly because with her first pregnancy she always wanted me to touch her belly. It would've been awkward if she hadn't burst out laughing. We ended laughing so hard at my stupidity that we cried.