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By :,< - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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By :,< - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Thank you everyone for then encouraging words and sympathy for me. I would like to say my mom is one of the greatest people in my life and is very intelligent. She had been dating my dad for 2 years before and they got married and they are still married. She is certainly not a dead-beat mom. I think she was just being spiteful when that happened. She apologized later. She taught me that what she did is not what I want to do in my life. Sure what she said got me down, but outside dating I have a great life!
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Hi everyone, it was me that posted this FML! Loving all your comments, and yes, it was a pretty embarrassing moment.