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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Beginner

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    80%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    99%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    7%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    35%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    50%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    7%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Johnson1995's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 August 2013 11:10 / Latvia - Jelgava
By Anonymous / Thursday 8 August 2013 08:03 / United States - Crystal Lake
By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:00 / United Kingdom - Stockport
By mcdonalds / Tuesday 6 August 2013 04:11 / United States