By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas
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If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!
Be one hell of a story if said child was conceived at McDonalds :p Though to the point OP needs to raise their standards if they are going to barter oral sex for stuff. *nods to her custom Lightsaber* and yes I do see the irony in that one... But hey I got to keep the slave Leia outfit after too so win win right? XD ok yes there is something wrong with me.
valid offer smart man but yet so stupid taco bell is so much better
Oh because we all shit lava when we eat Taco Bell since everybody is alike, right? All snowflakes look the same and fall in the same exact spot. -_- And, OP, I would suggest Ruth Chris. So when you get done and he takes you there you say, "this meat taste a lot better than what I had a while ago." Dont forget to say payback, just in case he gets the wrong message.