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By PooBoy - 17/11/2018 09:16
Today, as I was wiping myself at the end of a large, rather liquid bowel movement, the toilet paper suddenly lost friction, causing my hand to suddenly shoot upwards, flinging poo all the way up my back. FML.
Goddamn Poobacks! They took 'ur jerbs!