Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
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Top comments
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
YDI for not taking the time to secure the bike. At least you got your wallet back to buy a new bike.
fabriqate 0
When i bough a bike, the seller assured me that it was very safe until he acknowledged which university i belonged to. and persuade me to use at least two locks.
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Comments (43)
AussFart 0
Stop going where black people congrigate!
Mumblstiltskin 0
Wow, your ignorance is ASTOUNDING! Way to perpetuate a stereotype, ********.
wellinever 5
Not cool AussFart. Besides, the OP is from Singapore - there are probably fewer black people there than where you are from. Bikes and wallets get stolen the whole world over. I guess all our lives suck.
Ajjas013 6
At least you got your wallet back.
Yaaa24 0
You raciest stupid asshole. #1 You really need to stop being so fukking ignorant. That shit isn't funny you should like an idiot.
NeatNit 33
He should LOVE an idiot! But not reproduce with her. That would be bad.
skilova4lifezzz 19
#2 Racist*
blland 0
Stop posting where people think racial discrimination is wrong!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
YDI for not taking the time to secure the bike. At least you got your wallet back to buy a new bike.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Not sure who exactly keeps burying me alive. Thanks for the shoveling, although I am out of cash to pay for your services...
Peachy2392 26
Your deserve to be buried. He never said he didn't secure the bike.
pleasetryagain 0
Exactly! All it takes to lock up a bike is a few seconds.
popoman 0
YDI and FYL. Locks aren't difficult to buy and use.
Prawn_fml 2
He might have been unable to lock the bike to something. Doesn't mean he didn't lock it at all. People do steal locked bikes too, y'know?
fabriqate 0
When i bough a bike, the seller assured me that it was very safe until he acknowledged which university i belonged to. and persuade me to use at least two locks.
blland 0
the trick is to get a really old second hand bike. I don't even lock mine. All other bikes are being stolen (wheel by wheel) but mine remains untouched.
carvar 12
Ikr. No one wants an old rusted bike. Anyone would rather have that shiny sturdy looking bike over that bike that looks like its about to fall apart.
plainferkeeps 0
thats some bad karma you got on your hands.
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
YDI for not chaining up your bike to prevent it stupid
ovyind 0
Actually, chaining up the bike isn't all that good a solution. It takes on average 5 seconds to cut through chains, or a regular bike-lock for that sake.
Basiil 0
LOL. its funny sorry OP xD.
Njtorres 0
YDI FOR LIVING IN THE HOOD
blobner_bob 0
Truedat home skillet