ostfae This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

I'm innocent!

Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML

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aback 5

21 August 2009, 23:13

And she has way too high an opinion of herself.

allmidnighteyes 11

21 August 2009, 23:25

Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans

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yoshieggs2 0

21 August 2009, 23:09

Ouch, that really bites. Good luck!

tyhillman 0

21 August 2009, 23:13

Hit the gym and kick his ass seabass!

AlexZB 0

22 August 2009, 00:33

then tell him that she's your neighbor, i don't see the problem unless of course, you are a huge pussy

bobhope125 0

22 August 2009, 00:53

you deserve it for not hitting it she should be ur bitch not his dont be a bitch

Stupidpoorpeople 0

22 August 2009, 00:59

I agree with #32, why are you on fml when you could just tell him you're her neighbour? afraid of being social? pussy.

rabidbacon 0

22 August 2009, 02:17

Some guys get off on acting tough in front of their girlfriends, I have known bullies like this and if you tried to explain, he and his friends will jump you. That's how some douche bags are.