I'm innocent!

By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
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aback 4

And she has way too high an opinion of herself.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans

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Walt_1990 3

Ouch..that sucks. you can tell the guy she's your neighbor..his brain should be able to comprehend that.

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selenes 0

this feels like a recycled #170541.. or #1445929

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Raheemdplayer 7

Well why dont u tell him that then!? And if he dont believe u get her to clarify that i meen jesus :S

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triplethreat13 0

how hard can it possibly be to tell him that she's your neighbor? or tell her to tell him she's your neighbor. it's not that hard.

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Richieq212 0

explain yourself. then tell him hes being a parnoid little bitch. it will be cold blooded

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the_deuce 0

You should set his hair on fire. lls then tell him to suck an elf

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tipsy337 0

You shudda took her boyfriend, threw him on the ground, and STOMP HIM N DA NUTS

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Luckster 0

I don't know which one's more retarded...the neighbor or the boyfriend... If the neighbor girl whined to her boo about 'the creepy stalker' that keeps following her, then she is exceedingly retarded if she can't figure out that he lives right next door, or she thinks WAY too highly of herself. If it's the boyfriend, then he's very retarded, if he can't figure out that OP is his girlfriend's neighbor, since OP goes into the house next to his girlfriend's.

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writer08 0

That's pretty much what I was thinking. Is she really that stupid to where she sees the OP going into the same house every single day and thinks he's stalking her? Then again, with half the ignorance in the world, I wouldn't doubt if she was that stupid.

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pwnage79 0

you guys are dumbasses. do you really think this wouldve been posted if he said " but then i told him she was me neighbor and then he said..." -_-

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colourmealy 0

he wouldnt have to post any FML if he said that. that's the point

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TotalPandamonium 2

I went to school with guys like this. The OP telling him that he was the girl's neighbor wouldn't have done him much good. =/ Especially if he lived in the neighborhood that was around my school.

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