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By iwishiwascool21 - 19/05/2016 06:20 - United States - Terre Haute

Today, I spent over $1,700 for an aureola reduction only to find out I'm pregnant...which will stretch my aureolas back to the exact size they were before. FML

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PhantomKitty 26

Thursday 19 May 2016 19:11

Congratulations on your pregnancy!

HyperTek 16

Thursday 19 May 2016 18:58

nothing wrong with big aureola. some guys like that

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sizzlemyburger 3

Thursday 19 May 2016 18:33

Pics of confirmation

HyperTek 16

Thursday 19 May 2016 18:58

nothing wrong with big aureola. some guys like that

ChristinePi 36

Friday 20 May 2016 9:57

It's not always about what the other people like. OP was clearly uncomfortable with her body and wanted to change it for herself. Congratulations on the pregnancy though op!

PhantomKitty 26

Thursday 19 May 2016 19:11

Congratulations on your pregnancy!

james_logan 19

Friday 20 May 2016 2:33

Wouldn't they return to the post surgery size after pregnancy, or after u wean the child and stop producing milk?

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