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By FedUpRoomate - 28/04/2016 12:11 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my room is the hottest one in the house, due to a problem with the AC. I pay my share of rent fairly like all my roommates, but for some reason one of them feels compelled to have ultimate control over the thermostat. It's going to be a long year.

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